Thursday, May 21, 2015

Mr. Bruce Goes to Washington - Part I

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Well America, we go to Washington.  This time, for truly.

It would seem that the FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION, although disturbingly absent when it comes to hold the Government responsible for things, can't seem to keep its dirty paws out of my internet/phone line.  Go figure.

So, I believe its time we paid our buddies in Washington a little visit.

I've already called to set up meet and greets with my state's Capitol's Senators.  Also on the docket with be visits to the offices of the DOJ, the Surgeon General (In charge, I imagine, of the Attorney Generals), and the folks listed back there in the first paragraph (these guys are kinda like the Devil in this respect...if you speak their name too often, they tends to appear in your life, and refuse to leave, so I plan to mention them as little as possible).

I will be doing my show every day, and, after I arrive, might just up that number to a few times a day.  Naturally, every show will be posted on the new site I told you about, and will be shared by my NEW friend's list.  I will have my minions promote the show and the post every day.  It will prove to be something worth paying attention to.  I will remain every day until June 5th.  Naturally, as well, I will be bulk emailing my "Crew", so they know what I've done and accomplished, often well after I'm done doing it, not unlike what I did when I PRETENDED to go last time, when I was attempting to throw off the DMPD.  Last time they involved the Secret Service, who were feigning interest.  This time I pray them be VERY INTERESTED.

On June 5th, the year of our Lord 2015, I plan to present the stories of America to the D.O.J...hand delivered, with my personal message of "So whatcha gonna do bout it?" coming off of my tongue.  If you want in, send your name, state, and story to my email:  cbstraighteight@gmail.com.  Be there, or don't be heard.  You get the picture, right?

Make sure you keep checking back right here, and listen to the show every day at 2:00 p.m., CST.  It's likely that I'll be paying the Captain his dues as well, on his show every night at 7 CST, and 8 EST.