Hey kids. Yeah, yeah, yeah...I know. This is getting old...well, it's getting old for me too. Very nearly FOUR DAMN YEARS OF THIS CRAP...yeah, it gets slightly stale, of this there is little doubt.
One thing I'd like to put in here, before you peruse, once again, the 48 LONG AND BORING pages of this federal complaint, this being the last....REALLY...LAST....draft of it. It has, thus far, survived a total collapse of one laptop's functions, and weeks and weeks of trying to perfect it using a program that I love that's stuck on a computer that, 3/4 of the time, refuses to present me with E's and W's. Caps lock and tab were a little better at functioning, almost half the time instead; but even those keys being a bit more reliable almost didn't stop me from tossing the whole enchilada at the wall, to be broken into itty bitty bits. My USB mouse? Wasn't so fortunate. It didn't make it out alive (everyone please, say a prayer for it). I do know that my dog, who spent the better portion of those edits cowering under the blankets of my bed, rather than be anywhere close to my apparent wrath, is a much happier guy, now that I'm finally finished with it.
Off it goes then, to the courthouse...and no one more than I could be happier to see it slip into its new home, the mail slot aiming for Southern Iowa, and the criminals who await it there.
Now, before I post the actual scanned copies made of the now CLAIM (complaint? I'm not complaining....I want CLAIMS...criminal would be great); I want to draw your future attention to a little letter I'm writing to the citizens AND the criminals of Iowa. This will be the flagship letter of my little gift to those of Iowa, the one that will include their crimes, as well as crimes committed against countless others...using the CLAIM as a very vivid example thereof...which will not now, nor will it ever, be taken down, GAGGED, nor be deemed CONFIDENTIAL or SEALED...NOT until all or as much of the world as I can get to pay attention to it is drawn down on all that it is. I poured a lot of effort, as well as all I could muster of my very heart and soul into writing this letter. Will it garner attention; especially the much needed kind or variety?
You bet your sweet li'l bippy it will. See ya soon! :D
One thing I'd like to put in here, before you peruse, once again, the 48 LONG AND BORING pages of this federal complaint, this being the last....REALLY...LAST....draft of it. It has, thus far, survived a total collapse of one laptop's functions, and weeks and weeks of trying to perfect it using a program that I love that's stuck on a computer that, 3/4 of the time, refuses to present me with E's and W's. Caps lock and tab were a little better at functioning, almost half the time instead; but even those keys being a bit more reliable almost didn't stop me from tossing the whole enchilada at the wall, to be broken into itty bitty bits. My USB mouse? Wasn't so fortunate. It didn't make it out alive (everyone please, say a prayer for it). I do know that my dog, who spent the better portion of those edits cowering under the blankets of my bed, rather than be anywhere close to my apparent wrath, is a much happier guy, now that I'm finally finished with it.
Off it goes then, to the courthouse...and no one more than I could be happier to see it slip into its new home, the mail slot aiming for Southern Iowa, and the criminals who await it there.
Now, before I post the actual scanned copies made of the now CLAIM (complaint? I'm not complaining....I want CLAIMS...criminal would be great); I want to draw your future attention to a little letter I'm writing to the citizens AND the criminals of Iowa. This will be the flagship letter of my little gift to those of Iowa, the one that will include their crimes, as well as crimes committed against countless others...using the CLAIM as a very vivid example thereof...which will not now, nor will it ever, be taken down, GAGGED, nor be deemed CONFIDENTIAL or SEALED...NOT until all or as much of the world as I can get to pay attention to it is drawn down on all that it is. I poured a lot of effort, as well as all I could muster of my very heart and soul into writing this letter. Will it garner attention; especially the much needed kind or variety?
You bet your sweet li'l bippy it will. See ya soon! :D
