Braving the Banjo Part VI - Desperation Sets In

WARNING.  CONTAINS SOME DOWNRIGHT UGLY LANGUAGE.  GET OVER IT.

Ok, folks, time to talk 'bout our most recent bout of ridiculousness.

Let's begin with this little beaut.  Now, as you all know, I knew on January 16th, that I would be arrested....for some true and utter bullshit.  That bullshit?  Harassment, in the 3rd degree, 2 counts.  The first one?  Same as the last time....what, March of 2015, where I called a social worker...THE social worker, the idiot that took our daughter; once, on the weekend, when I KNEW her phone would be off (yeah, big threat that, huh?  No car, 100 miles away, and all I said was, once again, that her time was about done, and she was about to lose her job), for the 2nd time in...get this...18 months.  I'd say I've been pretty swell, considering this woman cost us our parental rights (like they have the right to do THAT) AND my wife's ONLY child, after she stole her (I believe it's called KIDNAPPING for us lower forms of life...but it's all in the line of duty for them, of course.  They were just "doing their job"...incorrectly, unlawfully...but they were just doing their job).  Remember....her high priest, Charles Palmer, THE DIRECTOR OF DHS, cleared us of the allegations, but they won't give the child back to the mother.  I'd say that gives me 50 get out of jail free cards for the charge of harassing this poor abused social worker...wouldn't you?  Poor little social worker...I have SO ruined her life....haven't I?

The other was filed by the state also...concerning none other than the one and only managing editor of Des Moines' "Best of Independent Magazine"...DARREN TROMBLAY, of CITYVIEW MAGAZINE...who promised he would do my story...and 3 weeks later, I was STILL sitting here, waiting for someone, ANYONE to tell the fucking truth about what's happening in Iowa, TO EVERYONE...and......nothing.  Nada.  Nope.  Can't have that.  I mean, we wouldn't have any fucking jobs left, if we said something ABOUT THAT!!! OH HELL NO...THEN WE COULDN'T STEAL ALL OF YOUR KIDS FOR NO REASON ANYMORE.  So, since I kindly asked him to quit sitting there with his thumbs up his ass and do the story, he instead chose to feel like I'm THREATENING HIM, and files a harassment charge as well...lol.  What a joke.  But then, these jokes tend to be on US, the supposed "perps" here, who, if we were to want to file such charges, would be laughed right out of the State's offices.  Funny how that works.

NOTE:  BY THE WAY, CITYVIEW MAGAZINE...THE NCO (NON-CONTACT ORDER) ONLY APPLIES TO DARREN...IT DOESN'T APPLY TO EVERYONE ELSE WHO WORKS THERE, OR THE MAGAZINE ITSELF...SO WHADDYA SAY WE JUST EMAIL THE REST OF YOU INSTEAD, SINCE DARREN WANTS TO BE A COMPLETE DICK.  WE'LL JUST PUNISH THE WHOLE CLASS FOR WHAT ONE STUDENT IS DOING.

Probably the most STUPID part of this is, that they think this is going to stop me or something, that I'm going to just get tired of having to get back to Carroll on my own, without a car, because they chose to arrest me 100 miles away, and drag me all the way back to Des Moines for a couple lousy simple misdemeanors of 3rd degree harassment, with $60 bails, and fines that I'm just going to, once again, pay in the legal tender of COFFEE BEANS....just like the LAST time they arrested me for this ongoing bullshit.  I guarantee they paid the officers that came and picked me up from Carroll more money one way; than they are going to make off of this case in its totality.  And, of course, it forever gives me more fuel for my fire, as well as makes them look more like idiots, and THE CROOKS THEY REALLY AND TRULY ARE, who are FOREVER wasting IOWA TAXPAYER DOLLARS HARASSING ME for the crimes THEY committed against ME AND MY FAMILY.

So, I'm sitting in my home, 2 days after my prediction that I would be arrested, and the door knocks.  It's the Carroll PD's officer G. Bellinghausen, who has, by the way, been reading all about this, all over this blog, and still breaks the law and arrests me anyway, even though this sign is all over my trailer doors and windows:

and the man KNOWS I'm just steady adding names to a commercial lien, that will, eventually, end up costing him EVERYTHING he has.  The idiot even gives me his business card, fully knowing what I intend to do with it.

So he comes to my door and announces that he has a warrant.  He doesn't.  Now he has to leave and go get the damn thing and come back, around a 20 minute additional waste of Carroll Taxpayer dollars, mostly because the man HAD to know I was going to ask for it, didn't he???  You would think so...either that, or that dumbing down he got while enduring the march of the institutions definately worked wonders.

So while he's off getting his warrant, I calmly proceed to eat a good breakfast, smoke a few cigarettes, and, right before he arrived, I put a nicotine patch on my arm, that lasted me pretty much throughout the whole "incarceration" of what, 28 hours, until my fans bailed me out, sent me some spending money, and came and got me from Des Moines and took me home again.  Boy, that little trick worked really well for them this time, didn't it?  Without reading me any rights (oh, and just in case you weren't aware of it, your rights, per the MIRANDA DOCTRINE, are no longer EVER read to you now....and have been found to only need to be read if you're going to be interrogated.  How convenient), they came through my door, and promptly placed me in cuffs.  They then took me to the County Jail, where I waited for the officers from the Des Moines area to come and get me FOR THE 2ND TIME, FOR THE SAME CHARGES AS BEFORE, and drug me back to my old stomping grounds...for 2 charges that carried a BOND...of just $600.

Now, insult to injury...in case THAT wasn't enough...I had come up, prior to this, with the PERFECT way to get this and other cases dismissed, without paying a cent in bail.  Utterly FOOLPROOF.  Of course, I had forgotten about the fools that call themselves JUDGES, AND THE FACT THAT THEY ARE IMMUNE...not just to prosecution, EVEN TO GIVING AND UPHOLDING THOSE "RIGHTS" THAT YOU SUPPOSEDLY HAVE...like the right to represent yourself, challenge their jurisdiction over you (at ANYTIME during your case, mind you), and to enter a plea in your own behalf.  I did just that...and a Judge named Carol Egly just trampled all over all of them.

So let's talk about everything that happened here, and how just about EVERYONE broke so many laws, that if WE were to break these laws, we'd be facing a minimum 50 to life.  These folks however BREAK THESE LAWS AND MOW OVER YOUR RIGHTS EVERY DAY...and you can't believe it..mostly because you're good little sheep and think that justice is always served on the wrongdoers, and everyone in jail says they;re innocent...what you don't know is, MOST OF THE TIME....THOSE PEOPLE REALLY ARE INNOCENT...but you don't wanna know THAT...only what YOU know is happening could be right, RIGHT?  wrong, Wrong WRONG!!!

So after arresting me, I arrived in Des Moines at 1:00 p.m.  It took the Polk County Jail 13 and a half hours to get me from arrival into the general populace.  Oh, and by the way, it took 4 hours from the time my bail was posted until the time I got out too.  So, aside from the time that I spent in the general populace, about 8 hours, I spent almost 18 hours being processed in and out.  And, in case you haven't been made aware of this, they charge the inmates $66 dollars a day, and send you a bill for it, for "Room and Board"....Now you see why they take so long to process you?  The entire process from bail to out?  Took around 4 minutes.  The process to get you in?  Maybe, tops, an hour.  18 HOURS???  And we're not just talking about 1 or 2 jail employees here, we're talking about 10's of those, 10's of prison inmate workers, and doctors, lawyers, and in prison court judges...THIS IS TO KEEP THESE PEOPLE IN THEIR FUCKING JOBS...of course!  Just like those of the courts, and in my case.  Your tax dollars at work!!!  THIS is what you slave for...TO KEEP THESE PEOPLE WORKING...Not to acquire the American Dream, such as you have been led to believe.

Then the next morning came along, and in front of the judge I went...I immediately challenged her jurisdiction over me, and stated that I was NOT a U.S. Citizen, that I was NOT Christopher Bruce, and that I did NOT understand the nature and the cause of the charges against me.  You know what the judge did?  She immediately ignored everything I said...and entered a plea for me on my behalf.  I objected to it, and she just sent me back to my cell, where I had to bail out....totally breaking every law in the book, and deprived me of every right provided me in a court of law.  Her biggest mistake however?  Allowing me the ability to ask for a JURY trial...which I will....immediately.  Now, not only have we wasted ALL OF YOUR TAX DOLLARS WITH THESE TWO SIMPLE MISDEMEANORS, I am about to waste double of that, and ask that 12 people, a jury of my peers, hear this bullshit case, and everything about it.

Oh, and it will be dismissed, wanna know why?  Because there is absolutely, without question NO WAY, that these people could ever, in life prove that it was me on that phone, making that phone call to that social worker.  No fucking way.  It could feasibly have been ANYONE, stating that it was Christopher Bruce (which, by the way, is no longer my name) and anyone making the call from my phone.  Unless they have developed a way to look through my receiver...they can't prove a goddamn thing.

Let's just take an additional moment, and figure out just how much the state made off of this little te da te, as opposed to what the taxpayer paid out for this.  First, you can just about bet the total bill for those of Carroll County taxpayers to come and arrest me was around $150.  Carroll County?  MADE $0 DOLLARS TO ARREST ME.  For 2 officers to come and arrest me, and take me back to Des Moines probably cost the Polk County taxpayers around $130 in cost.  Already, that's around half of my total bond.  Now we come to the 30 or so officers of the Polk County jail who took 28 or so hours of pay to "Process me" in and out, and watch over me for 8 hours of time; including the pay of a medical nurse, a bailiff, a judge, a court appointed attorney (who was INSTANTLY dismissed for my case), and a bail bondsman (Sorry Kenny...you know I just hadda say it)...I'd say we're looking at a figure of somewhere around $3000 in payouts...and I'm sure that's a pretty damned conservative figure.  I didn't bother to put in the electricity they used, or any utilities they pay to keep that massively huge place plugging away...or how much that fancy new jail cost them to build, initially.  The money Polk County made off of me?  Even if I pay it in Debt notes, that would be $132 in "Room and Board fees...and let's say maximum fines they may try and slap me with...of $600.  That's $732 in the plus column...and around $3,300 ....in the red.  That's IF I pay everything and court costs.  I won't.  I'll pay it in coffee beans, like last time, and the black column now comes in at around $100...and Polk County won't see a dime of that...that went to pay the bail bondsman.

Will it happen again?  Did I learn my lesson?  Hell fucking no.  I will, just like last time, (to the crooks:  I haven't done this YET....but I will, as soon as I ask for a jury trial) send this ONCE AGAIN to Darren Tromblay of CityView, and do it again.  And again.  And again...until these criminals learn THEIR lesson, and give me the daughter back that they broke the law and kidnapped from me; and tell Iowa how their taxpayer dollars ARE REALLY BEING SPENT...HARASSING INNOCENT PEOPLE THAT THEY DID WRONG.

Oh, and I just remembered this too, I spread my message (and the blog, of course) around to a lot of folks BECAUSE of this arrest, to inmates, CO's, bailiffs, and Bernie Sanders' group, KCCI, and more.  Nice.  More people that know the truth...of the scam that is our justice system, etc.

One more for the Bruce Bitch list:  Judge Carol S. E(U)gly, who in time, will be unbenched.

Thanks, by the way, go out to the 2nd Generation Outlaws, Theodore Booker, "John Smith", and Captain Smiley for getting me out, giving me spending money, and coming to take me home again, so I can torture the criminals SOMMORE!...AND KENNY'S BAIL BONDS, FOR FRONTING ME THE MONEY THAT LATER GOT PAID to bond me out.

TO THOSE OF IOWA, THE DES MOINES AREA AND THE PLANET, KENNY'S BAIL BONDS IS THE SHIT!  USE YOUR HEAD, AND CALL NO ONE ELSE!!!

Oh, and to the crooks, it's important that you know that YOU CANNOT BLOCK ME OUT!  I WILL MAKE 1000 EMAIL ACCOUNTS, AND YOU WILL KNOW THE FUCKING TRUTH, AT ALL TIMES, WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT, EVEN IF I HAVE TO SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR FUCKING THROATS WITH MY FIST!  THE UCC 1 GETS FILED ON MONDAY....I'M COMING FOR YOUR PROPERTY AND YOUR WALLETS....YOU WILL FEEL MY BURN!

Rant over.  Enjoy!  Show up at my door again motherfuckers, and let's get it on.